Pencils for Happy Hour tap water Smells like aliens

Smells like aliens

Firecracker

“Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness

Smells like fit mommies and cold juice boxes

Pencils for Happy Hour tap water Smells like aliensPour Me Another, Please. Ahhh, its finally that magical time of the day again: when you can put all your office woes aside and crack open a cold one. Or twelve. Heres to another chance to find the answers to lifes questions at the bottom of a bottle. So what if its only 10 AM, who says happy hour has to start at five, anyway? Just dont tell Brent from HR, okay? Pencils: A Guy Walks into a Bar Emergency Stir Stick Powered by: Vodka Don't Talk to Me