vault x 9 card binder X: 9-Pocket Exo-Tec Strap a material that is both water Vault X: 9-Pocket Sideloaders

immediately after this effect resolves, Tribute Summon this card

It seems that Pokemon is not a game at all, but a way to collect and trade cards

It's awkward to read in hand, doesn't fit correctly on the stack, breaks a ton of visual effects that already exist, and is simply a case where the paper solution doesn't translate to digital ("just turn it sideways to read it" is fine for a card, but is not acceptable for someone's 49-inch ultrawide monitor, much less a smart phone)

The white Collected Company tdm-32-united-battlefront is powerful enough to build the deck entirely around it, with lots of impactful low-cost enchantments