Brokers Ascendancy Gilded Foil $5 A lot of times you just want to get the counters on everyone and everything, so this will be a welcome card
Trample, haste Creature Enchantment - Saga Ox Tifa, Martial Artist Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.) Whenever one or more creatures you control with power 7 or greater deal combat damage to a player, untap all creatures you control
Though this does mean discarding the other cards you reveal, there are numerous ways this can pay off, especially as youre going to play a card thatd normally cost up to 6 Ink for absolutely nothing (well, except the cost of losing the other three cards you draw, of course!)
Finally, two weeks after the game arrived (a lifetime in my household when it comes to playing games with the kids), my son broke and agreed to try it out