CHATEAU T-SHIRT Size:L did you know monkeys did

did you know monkeys did DMT and then evolved into people

you wouldn't know what that is though

if we really need a label then here ya go

it's called the stoned ape theory

CHATEAU T-SHIRT Size:L did you know monkeys didtbh i've never even been to the chateau but if i did i imagine it would go down kinda like this. i walk through the front door to meet a buddy that said a friend of a friend rented a room for a week and i should pull up and kick it. when we get to the room i see nicolas cage chillin in the corner chainsmoking cigs. we make eye contact. it's like nothing i've ever felt before. he walks towards me while simultaneously reaching into his pocket. he