Property of University Science Department T-Shirt | Collegiate Science Pride | Academic Team Spirit Unisex This shirt's quantum state will

This shirt's quantum state will remain stable indefinitely unless observed by particularly judgemental laundry critics

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Property of University Science Department T-Shirt | Collegiate Science Pride | Academic Team Spirit Unisex This shirt's quantum state willDescription Declare your institutional allegiance to the most intellectually competitive department on campus with our "PROPERTY OF UNIVERSITY SCIENCE DEPARTMENT" varsity style ownership documentation because apparently someone looked at traditional athletic team merchandise and thought, "You know what's missing from college apparel? Recognition that the chemistry lab produces just as much sweat, tears, and occasional explosive results as the football